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Saturday, May 02, 2009
Hows yr labour day? i spent my dinner at long beach having seafood to celebrate my NaiNai's birthday! But when yr grandma is also yr tuition teacher, she tends to correct every word that u pronouce or say wrongly. which can be kinda annoying. - Today's SAT, Miss you POA in the morning, went to tiong mos burger breakfast. Then tuition then the other's grandma dinner. and on the way back from katong we went past this places. police slacking on the job.. buying mac. HAIZZ.. In movies we normally see them buying donuts? HAHAi watch a vid on xiaxue's blog which i find it quite funny. By Shan and ross. http://www.clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=5&p=16&v=190. Its abt this "Dr date" who teach guys how to get girls. HAHA. So he says.. "The best pickup line is actually.. 'Hey, whats up'. " Then shan said it was too short and then he kinda said like. " HEY! Its yr name Summer? Cause, yr HOT! " HAHAHAHA. Ok. If i was a girl, every strand of hair on my body will stand. hahaha! So.... i got curious and went goggle to check out on CHEESY PICK UP LINES! :D - -Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. -I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. -Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? -Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart -Your name must be Mickey because your so fine. (HAHAHAHAHA.. then start dancing? ) -Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny! -It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway? -Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand." -Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? -Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'? (like that also can? HAHAH) ---- HAHAHA. okok Some are like dam retarded but funny! shld go check it out. http://www.google.com.sg/search?hl=en&q=cheesy+pick+up+lines&meta=&aq=0&oq=cheesy/ Girls, what line would u most likely reply to? and guys.. Find out.... HAHAHA! BYE! 11:00 AM |