Sunday, December 07, 2008
IM BACK!I Survived 10 days of OBML! :DHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-
i wanna say.... I am
PANAS! not penis.... PANAS! Which means HOT in malay! :D
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I KNOW YOU MISSED ME! HAHAHA. Dont say no.... i know you did! HAHAHA. okay. I missed you all too ok! i know these 10 days for me to come back took like FOREVER to go by! HAHAHAHA. okok. you must be like look at the calender then you will liike circle the dec 7 And when each day passes you put one X to cancel it out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. okok. Im crazy! YES! CRAZY! HAHAHA. I warn (AWAS AWAS! Caution in malay! :DD ) you first okay! This post will be long and without photos becoz i didnt bring any camera and it maybe be dry and you may give up half way or smth. HAHAHA.
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Ok. first i wanna tell you that Malaysian ppl are SUPER NICE AND FRIENDLY! Hahahah. They Rock like hell lah ok. They LOOK excally the same as singaporeans. hahaha. like there is not much different on the outside but.. The chinese can speak malay.. They are not as HORNY... not as vulgar... The chinese they speak will off tune one! AHAHA not an insult ok! just sayin. There are total of 14 of us in a grp. We are called CAMAH ( Cha - mar) HAHAH. When we first heard this. We were like CHAM AH CHAM CHAM AH! HAHAHA. I was in the same grp as dominic and pei shan, From bedok view; Shermin, Raihan and Indra! The Malaysians ! There is edwin, Ming yang , Pajev, mindy, aisha, fang fu, tzeni and RENA! Hahaha.
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There are No Strangers, Just friends that we haven met. :D-
DAY 1! We met at the OBS place there at like 7.30am? Super early. hahaha. Then on the way there the outram like 1 side then the Bedok view ppl like the other side. HAHAHA. like totally nvr talk. Then i think Some of them said. " Hello outram" But we like totally dao them and didnt reply! HAHAHA. Kay. SOOOO SORRY! The trip there was quite boring. Hahahaha. Then We arrived earlier then expected, Abt 5+? We are suppose to reach there around 7-8. We met out malaysian groupmates! HAHAHAHA. At that time we were like all very quiet, like totally nvr talk. Hahahaha. I think we like introduced ourselves and like got to know each other. Hahaha. yaeh.. Our friendship formed. :D We didnt do much on this day lah. Just talked i think . Hahaha. The time moved like DAMN SLOW at the start. 1 day like talk like SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRR long. like totally thinking.. wah... 9 more days. So long. HAHAHAHA.
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Day 2! Morning we went to climb some ropes which was not very high.. maybe abt 5m off the ground? haha. that just learn abt the equipments and stuffs lah. Then afternoon We went the trial treking! We were thought to navigate and the formations abt Treking. according ok! First was Parang man, there was 2! I was 1 of them! HAHAHA. Then Expedition leader, Raihan! Raihan was like our ldr for Everything , And i think he is dam good at it. :D Then Navigator, Tzeni! She looks a lil jap and have the cute cute look that kind! There is 2 navigators, 1 is at the front and the other one is at the back. Hahaha. Then the REST.. Called the Entertainer or they get to carry stuffs.. like Gallon water bottle. Then the Last 2 is the Sweeper, They are Peishan and shermin, Shermin look super fierce when she is like not smiling! but when she smiles she is ok and she got a very lous voice! HAHAHA. But she is nice lahh, and she goes SUPER high at night! Their job is to hurry ppl to move faster. Hahah. but i think in the end they 2 are the slowest! HAHAHA. The parang man is to cut the the tree/branches all the thing that is blocking the way to create a path for the rest to walk. hahah. Then the navigator is in charge to use the compass to find the way thru the jungle. ahhaa.
SO we are suppose to go from check point to check point, there are a total of 16 checkpoint i think we are SOOO fast that we missed the first 2 check points and went straight the to no.14 Hahaha. And the no. is going in decending order lah ok. Then we keep getting lost becoz we could'nt find the check points. and we keep going back over and over to find the check points. Each check points have a alphabet all juggled arnd and in the end the word formed " RESPONSIBILIES". i Think this treking took arnd 1hr plus. hahah. noty very tiring.
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Day 3! We went to rock Climbing! like the REAL rocks. We had to wear long sleves and long pants to prevent any cuts. haha. Its was dam difficult to climb! like really need to use alot of strength and some parts like reallydun have anything for u to hold. Then in the end the guy will just pull you up. Hahaha. Then Afternoon we went for our Trial Kayaking trip! Kayaked arnd the place. Tried capsizing! And the methods to rescue the boat. Hahaha. Quiet fun capsizing! Then We had to wash the kayaks and put them back. Which was very fun and we had to put them back and the water was super smelly! Then at night at ourr dorm.. They stripped this guy.. (suddenly forget his name) Raihan STRIPPED OUT HIS PANTS AND THREW HIM OUT OF THE DORM! HAHAHHA! THEN LOCK THE DOOR! SO. he is like naked outside... covering his balls! HAHAHAHA. Thinking abt it still makes me laugh. HAHHAHAHAH. Then we had like some talk. Talking abt dicks. HAHAHA. Then they were like... Mine sniper! his machine gun Then another one Canon! Then the sniper one is. " TIEW! 1 time shoot enough." HAHAHA. The machine gun is Keep firing... but all miss the hole! HAHAHAHHAHA! The the canon is.. Take 1 hr to load the ammo by that time.. The girl fall asleep alr! HAHAHAHHA! Its super funny when they do all the actions.
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DAY 4! We Went the REAL HIKING! Its was a 2D1N Expedition! We set off abt 9 in the morning then we started treking! our bag was damn heavy, we had to carry the tent sheet, gallon bottle then our clothes, etc etc. HAHAHA. So the main thing was the bag was heavy! Hahaha! I think we were super unlucky. the night before we left. it RAINED! So alot of mud and fallen leaves. ahhahaa. Then u see the road like cannot walk one ah! But u still have to walk loh! OMG! Then the parang man have to cut down everything! Super tiring! Then On the trip super funny lah. Pei shan keeps peeing! HAHAHA. During the entire treking. She pee-ed like 3x? HAHAHHAHA. then in the jungle no toilet right?!!? HAHAH. she had to pee in the bush. Then like right after she pee-ed ah! She Go drink ALOT of water lah! HAHAHA. Then she got the nick name " Pee-pee girl! "HAHAHAHAHA. Then There was a malaysian, her name is rena, She is fat and got the americian accent lahh. ahhaa ! and she LOVES TO TALK! like non stop! HAHAHa. and she is like 24/7 high one! HAHAHAHA. Then when we trek.. all tired and hungry. OHHHH. We trek in total of 9hrs! She keeps talkingbt FOODDDDDD! LIKE SOO WTF MAN! HAHAHAHHA. She was like. MACDONALS! KFC! BURGER KING! FAMOUS AMOUS! HAHAHAHA. Which was super annoying but super entertaining. hahaha. Then Pei shan keeps screaming! I think becoz she fell down! And PEI SHAN is like the Mosquito ATTRACTION! she attracts all the mosquitos! HAHAHA. then she had like more the 30 mosquito bites and the rest have very lil compared to her! HAHAHAHAHa. which was super funny. And there were leaches! Like the suck yr blood and jump off and leave yr leg to continue bleeding loh! hahaha. I think i only got 1 leach bite, on my leg.. then it keeps bleeding lahh. And the wound will live a mark for quite long loh. Hahaha. Then we were like stufffing our shoe with salt! provided by tzeni! HAHAHA. she brough like this big bag full of salt. Tzeni is from penang and she looks a lil jap and have that kind of cute cute voice. HAHAHAHAHA. I think the treking can be quite fun too! There are like natural slides! HAHAH. There was this point when tehre is a slope. i just sat down and slide down! HAHAHA. then the rena infront of me! then i just slide an bang her! HAHAHAHA! Kay. u must be there to like laugh with me. :DDDD. During the treking we had to like climb big rocks too lah. So i use my knuckes to push myself up then in the end got some small scrathes. ahhaa. then we had to put our hands on the floor that kind of thing too. So out hand was DAMMM DIRTY! HAHAH. But when we finally reached outside of the jungle! We all sit down on the floor and took out food and Started eating! Dun care how dirty is our hands. we started eating sugar buscuits! HAHAHA. which was acctually dam nice. :D then we went to the camp site and pitch tent. cook dinner! We acctually started our own fire. but our instructor helped us cook and is was dammm nice. :D that night i slept in the open becoz we are suppose to do night watch but in the end , lied down and fell asleep . hahha! And mosquitos are IRRITATING! they are the natural ORCHESTRA! They Sing to you wherever u are lah! "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE " the mosquito sound like ok. ahhaha. Then we went back to the camp site and toke the short cut! took only 1hr+ MUCH EASIER THEN The 9hrs one!
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i actually realise i typed day 3 twice. haahhaahhaahahaa xD-
DAY 5 .. We trek back to obml . took the EASY route. took 1hr plus? HAHAH. Then we went to clean the Dorms! We cleaned korbu's dorm. My job was EASY! i hold the hose and started spraying the toilet and the rest were like scrubing the walls! HAHAHAHA. okok. i know im super slack. but holding the hose also very tiring ok. my fingers were suan after that. hahaha. Then the rest of the day its for us to slack lah. becos the treking was seriously damm tiring. hahaha. Then i think we slept quite early that night. The next day was KAYAKING!! :D:D
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Day 6. KAYAKING... Ok. Even kayaking have formation one ok! Its a diamond shape. The top is the Sea captian, Left fraker, right fraker,and sweeping. Hahahaha. Ok. So... the Captian leads the entire grp lah kay the the left and right ppl makes sure no one go beyond them and the sweeper, like the same as treking .. sweep everyone infront. Hahaha. I was paired up with Tzeni . We wanted to see jelly fishes! but didnt get to thou . hahaha. Then some ppl got sea sick! Dom got sea sick lah. Can tell that he is really suffering. like Thru out the entire kayaking he head always down. And his partner was Aisha and i think she really dam strong. she paddled alone all the way and manage to stay at the front. hahaha. But this time, kayaking was MUCH MUCH EASIER than treking.. like 100x easier. Hahahaa. and we only took 1 hr 45mins. ahahah. Dam fast. Kay. So set up tent there lah. Then we went swimming. Hahaha.
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There was this rope thing hanging from the tree then everyone went to play with it like take turns to push one another! HAHAH. Then u see the expression are hilarious man! Then we Saw this steam and the water is cold one lah! so its damm relaxing then we ALL went to like soak our legs and starting splashing water and throwing sand balls at each other! But then later we found out that the toilet also links to the steam!!!!!! Then we were like OMG! "WE lied in the water somemore.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then we started imagining us covered with shit. HAHHAAHAH. Then They burried me in the sand and They made F Size boobs for me. HAHAH. someone said " Any bigger he can kiss his own boobs" HAHAHHA. Then my dick was a think tree branch and i can sand balls.HAHAHHAHA . But it was fun.
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We then went repelling It was acctually quite scary when u look down becos it was quite high and u have to slowly lower yrself down one loh. haha. but it was not tiring and that expedition i think it was like the EASIEST thing that we done there. Hahaha. We then made dinner! Bugger with chicken patties! Indra made them! he was like ONLY in his swimming trunks running around and cookinf for us! Hahaaha. AND THERE were ALOt of monkey! So you have to always keep a lookout in case the monkeys take yr food and run away. hahaha. That night we slept in the open again . everyone perfered the open than the tents lah. hahaha.
DAY 7. We Went back to OBM, i was paired up with dom becoz i know he will get sea sick . hahaha. I acctually volunteered to be the sweeper becoz i dun think i was going to be fast since i was the only one paddling. But later dom said he will feel better if it was going faster and not so slow. i acctaully tired distracting him, it worked for awhile but .. he still got it. hahaha. Dam failure. hahaha. Then i change sweeper to someone else and then chiong all the way in front to pei the captians. :D
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Then we reach back and then We had out break again. We went Pangkor town! First we went to this FISH FACTORY! We got to buy outside food! then everyone dam excited lah! like after soo long get to eat outside food. haha! we went to buy soft drinks and ate song Sotong SATAY! which is acctually quite nice. hahaha. Then went to come Temple. Before we went in, we Bought ICE CREAM AND FRIEDDDDDDDDDD ICE CREAM! Like damm nice food. hahaha. 7 days nvr see wanna die! HAHAHA.
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We then went to town. ATE Roti CHANAI ... Rena loves talking abt food , so we always talk abt food lah! hahaha. then she told me whenever we goes to KL go find her and she will bring her to eat ALLL the nice food. Then she told me that Roti chanai is damm nice! Then when we reach the shop. I realise its Roti Prata! HAHAHAHAHA. But thier's is still nicer then ours' thou... They curry is much nicer. heh.
DAY 8. Its the most exciting expedition. Today we went SOLO CAMPING! We had our breakfast. Then we left for the camp site. We had to settle Lunch, dinner and our next day breakfast. We had to make our own fire and cook our rations. We were only given 10 match sticks and 1 candle. I tried lighting like 5 sticks then cannot light then i lazy continue i took out my light and start burning the candle! HAHAH. We are not suppose to bring lighter lah. we cant even bring sleeping bag and tissue. So almost everything also cannot bring. like really back-to-basic stuffs. hahah. OH. then we are not SUPPOSE to talk to each other also and go to each other's tents. hahaha. But in the end we were going all over the places. ahaha. OKOK. soo. My
LUNCH! I tried to cook Rice! Then i put in the fire! THEN when i toke it out! ALL THE SIDES CHAO DA ALR LOH! Then all the rice stuck to the mass tins! HAHAHA. Then i tired to cook again! It didnt chao da.... but it was like half cook and have the RAW rice taste! HAHAHHA. Then its was damm diff to eat! Then i just toke a small portion. like those can see that cook alr. hahaha. and eat the curry chicken. Then i Tried to coook the canned sardines! I pour in the mass tin. And cook. then it turn out damm bad. alot of bones and i super lazy to take out all the bones. hahaha. Then the mass tins will SMELL LAH! Super smelly. Fish smell... yuckk.. ahhah.
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Kay lunch over. Then i think most of the time i was trying to keep my fire alive. like keep putting firewood and dried leaves. Then later i went around helping ppl to start fire! I helped indra,pajiv, mindy, and tzeni. HAHAHA. becoz all cannot start lahh. Then i Remembered I Smuggled SOLID FUEL TOO. Hahaha. Then i started everyone to start fire. Wah . feel like Hero man! HAHAHAH.
Then i went back to play with my fire. I got this bring wood thing lah ok. Then i threw it into my fire! THEN ANT WITH BIG
FAT Ass came running out! HAHAHA. THEn i started to play with them! I started ROSTING THEM! I toke another sick and put it in their path. They will like crawl up my stick then i place my stick in the fire! THEN THEN THEN! They will make noise when they are dying loh! "EEEEEE" Smth like that then drop into the fire1 HAAHAHAHA. then i keep doing that.
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DINNER! I cook maggie mee. I think its the nicest dinner i ever eaten in my ENTIRE life! HAHAHA. its easy to coook too. put water boil can alr. hahah. cooked liek at 6.30. becoz the sun set arnd 7+. hahaha. so must cook early! OKOK SUN SET ALR! Then i left my fire alone and went to my tent. I started writing. hahaha. i wrote like 2 pages long. with no spacing. haha. WOW rightt. AHHA. Then when i was in my tent, while writing. Pajiv came outside my tent and said. " EH. THANE!" Then i jump up! Hahah. Then he wanted to light his splint. Then i threw dried leaves into the fire and started fire and light his mosquito splint. Then WENT TO SLEEP!
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Then When sleeping ahh.... It rain lah! like
FUCKING HEAVY RAIN. Then woke up Cannot sleep cause all the water start coming into our tents and the thunder is damm loud. Its like when got FLASH RIGHT! Then i will cover my ears alr! Dam scary! Then i started writing on post-it notes and pasting it the OBS book. hhaha. Then later the pajiv suddenly come again. "eh thane!" THEN its like at night some more ok! alone... RAINING.... Then i jump up again. HAHAHA. His tent flooded then came to join me. ahahah. Because his tent faced the place where the wind blows . soo all the water will flow inside. Hahaha. Ohh. then when i woke up i thought it was like around 2am. But the next day i acctaulyl foound out that the rain came in liike at 11pm only lah! Pajiv and i like talk for awhile then we ate buscuit and bread. THEN AHH. DAM Freaky.. You will like hear foot steps coming towards you one ok. but its acctually nothing. its the leaves and the rain. but still... damm scary. ahhaha. Then before i slept there was music u know! DAMM Scary . i was damm scared. then i just sing myself to sleep. ahhaha. We sort of sit-sleeping thruout the whole night and my ASS was SOOO NUMB BY THEN LAH! And water was coming in from the tent sheets ok! there was like hole some where. WETTING MY ASS..... THEN my pants was Soaked by the time we woke up. AND its FUCKING FUCKING COLD! We were like shivering. ahhaha.
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DAY9. At 7 . Edwyn Came and find us and We went to find the instuctor. AHHAHA. then i was like " Can we like just get out of here now." HAHAHA. then they were like okok. go pack yr bags now. Then WE SUPER HAPPY. becoz the entire night we were hoping the sun WOULD just rise and we can get out! Then we finally ran out of that jungle. Then someone say ." Congrats! We finally accomplished our solo camp!" Then everyone shouted and cheered and clap and we were alll dammm happy! HAHAHa. becoz that night . its was BBQ NIGHT! We Went back to our dorm and change.. blah blah blah. Then we rehersed for our skid! ------Pass forward----
LUNCH , we had the nicest lunch since our pass 9 days! HAHAHA. We have chicken rice. as in the rice got the chick rice smell one. hahaha! Damm nice. Then we were like ... "Last lunch together (:" . Then Rehersed out skid again until Dinner.. BBQ food. Hahaha. it was quite nice. i keep eating oranges. Hahaha. THEN we performed! Actually our skid should be comedy.. but no one acctually laughed.. DAMM SAD CAN! Like totally NOOOOOOOO Freaking reaction at all. All stoning there. Hahaha. Then later got some speech thing then We went to Dataran diraja (idk if i spelt it right) Which means Royale Square in malay. Hahaha. and played Truth and dare and Hot seat. YOU wanna know what happen!??! Come find me then i tell you. HAHAHA :D
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At night they went raping ppl again. i was too tired to even move. soo i looked and laughed. HAHAHAHAHA. Becoz its the last night what. the next day cannot rape ppl alr. hahaha. Slept arnd 2am.
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DAY10. We ALLL woke up late. we are suppose to assemble at 7 but we 6.50+ then wake up! Then Everyone late. hahaha. Then we had this Cert to take then everyone lined up and take cert. I scan and post another time... Then when i took mine! Some guys sitting at the front started clapping and cheering for IDK what reasons! HAHAHHA. like damm retarded. cause i dun even know them! HAHA. Then i look and them and *raise eyebrows* HAHAHA. Then everyone started to get all emotional and some started crying.. like rena ! the night before she alr crying .. hahaha. and raihan started crying. Acctually quite shocked that he cried that bad.. I was sad too ok! Im not that heartless but idk why my tears like cannot come out... i think i nvr drink enough water or smth. HAHAHA. i slept like for most of the time. becoz everyone damm tired.hahaha. Then lunch brk, toilet brk... immigratoin... blahblahblah.. HAHAHa
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WHEN PASSED SG CHECKPOINT! Everyone was dammm happy! HAHAH. WE WERE LIKE CHEERING AND CLAPPING! YAYYYYYY! HAHAHAHAHA. Finally singapore! HAHA. Then on the way to OBS. We were all retarded..... We saw the explanade then one shout" ESPLANADE" ALL CLAP HAND! " CONDO" CLAP HAND! " NO MORE MOSQUITO! "CLAP HAND! " SIGN BOARD (STOP) " CLAP HAND! HAHAHHAHA. " NO MORE MOTORBIKES WITH NO HELMET" CLAP HAND! Its was super funny! But we were all damm happy! "MAC" CLAP HAND "KFC" CLAP HAND! " BURGER KING! " HAHAHAHA. Then we saw the trees.. "EH why the treess all so short ah?" HAHAHAH. seriosuly man. compared to malaysia. singapore trees are
TINY. hahahah. Then the teacher from bedok view said " WAH. when we go there 36 students, Come back 36 monkeys ah" HAHAHA. then someone shout back " You the gorilla" HAHAHA. then all laugh again. Then went back for debrief . blah blah blah. Hahahha.Then my parents came and fetch me and they ask me. what i wanna eat ! Then i said "CHILLI CRAB! " HAHHAA. okok. Then we went to eat. :D DAMM NICE
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My 10 days adventure ends here. Just some lil things that i wanna add.
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The mosquitos there are INFINATE! They are Pofessional train to BITE you! HAHAHA.
We wake up 7 in the morning to do jumping jacks! like everyday. and its damm retarded. Hahah. like 7 in the morning! *Dammn*
Malaysia food is dam nice. :D
The Days 2 and 3 and the things we did are a lil mixed up . hahhaha. but that mainly the things we did. And im lazy to change! HAHAHa. SOORY EDWYN! :D
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I miss rena's CONTAGIOUS laughter. She laughs then every start laughing. She said that when i start laughing. its like im going to die.... HAHA. because its as if i have asthma attack! HAHAHAH.
i miss edwyn's fluffy head. HAHAHA.
i miss ming yang calling me to wake up! HAHAHA
i miss tzeni's retarded reactions! HAHAHAHA. pls dont kill me. :D
i miss instructor UM calling me as 'THIN THIN" instead of thane! HAHAHA. He still cant pronounce it right.
I miss disturbing the gay. :D (i seriously hope he dont read this) HAHAHAHA.
i miss indra's MP3! HAHAHa. he is the portable mp3 . Becoz he can rem all the songs and start singing it. HAHA. and he run arnd in swimming trucks only. HAHA.
i miss....... EVERYTHING LAHHH! :D
just together doing moment of silence before we eat..
washing the dishes!
washing the MASS TINS! (omg fucking diff to wash)
playing those games. (jonny WOOSH)( How many meh meh jump over the wall)(black magic) ETC ETC ETC . :D
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And i learnt... "
To serve, To strive, And not to yield" OBML ROCKS. :D
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I think this is the longest post that i ever written. :D HAHAH. can write book alr. If you read till here!
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GIVE yrself 1 MACHO CLAP! *CLAP!FLEX MUSSCLES!" HAHAHAHAHA
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